WARNING: THIS IS A RANT
Neymar is probably the most over dramatized, over talked about, overrated, flopping pu**** of a footballer I have ever seen. Every single time the guy gets "tackled" or really what I consider, slightly touched, he flies through the air and crashes to the ground like he just got sniped in the head while jumping off a cliff. He does absolutely nothing for his team. He doesn't score, plays ZERO defense and can't play anywhere else other than on the wing. The only qualities he has is incredible speed, footwork and hairstyling. When I heard Real Madrid were willing to toss 100 million euros for the flying pu**** cake, I nearly threw myself down a flight of stairs. What does Madrid even need him for? Help Ronaldo do his hair at halftime? Neymar is a disgrace to one of the most storied national teams in the world. I can't even believe Pele compliments him at all. Why am I even wasting my time writing about him right now anyway? I'm done, thank you for wasting your time reading about Neymar as well.
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